"..I think life should be more like TV. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30mins with simple homilies, don't you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy aports cars. All our desires should be instantly gratified. Women should wear tight clothes, and men should carry powerful handguns. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don't you think? Of course, if life was really like THAT, what would we watch on TV?.."
Adapted from Calvin & Hobbes
